Neko

I’m kinda sad that there’s no pictures of me from ACC 2014

I’m kinda sad that there’s no pictures of me from ACC 2014

holopearl:

neko nyan nyan garnet

holopearl:

neko nyan nyan garnet

riverkelpie:

So there’s a new product on Bad Dragon called Hanns the Mandrake and all I can think of is

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what a flowery dick you have

shutupshea:

Hans: A Summary

the sequel

(partial credit to jamie)

2,049 plays
2,049 plays

Can we bring this back

picklespickleyama:

bronzebasilisk:

fan-troll:

lord-kitschener:

jimblespage:

jolys:

caterjunes:

spiffymuffin:

yunghau5:

3dboyfriends:

smashbrethren:

prostheticknowledge:

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

the time is now

hell yeah

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ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

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it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

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i call it the matterhorn

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

spamsmut:

sexxxisbeautiful:

amanda-breathes:

vshleymve:

squishietechies:

One of my biggest insecurities is my stretch marks. After I had my son I was covered in them. It’s been over two years and the deep gashes have made no progress on disappearing.

So in an attempt to try to not hate them (and myself) as much, here they are.

extremely beautiful

These are the most gorgeous stretch marks I’ve ever seen

pretty tummy!

They’re natural, what’s to hate about them?


I wanna touch them

My snake shed his skin
Look how proud this little shit is

My snake shed his skin
Look how proud this little shit is